- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME 139,949 notes
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
(Source: funeralfrost, via 87daysbefore)
54,441 notes- mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
- mom: are you dating that boy you were talking to him
- mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
- mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air 65,575 notes
- person: okay this project is going to be hard, so let's get down to business
- me: to defeat the huns 122 notes










